Hit Point Total: This is your life, and it's running out one pixel at a time.
199 - Lust Aura
Lust Aura: The original fuckboi.
198 - Glossakinetic Combat
Glossakinetic Combat: Look, it's stretchy tongue fighting powers. I aint your damn thesaurus.
197 - Alternate Reality Traveling
Alternate Reality Traveling: The thrilling beginning for the relationship between Monocle Ben and Avril Lavigne Nic.
196 - Self Sufficiency
Self Sufficiency: You can do it on your own, but it's still hard. Deep stuff.
195 - Thundercloud Manipulation
Thundercloud Manipulation: So that's where rain comes from; thunderclouds crying from all the manipulation you put them through.
194 - Spirit Animal Connection
Spirit Animal Connection: In a field of intense competition, our most self-indulgent episode yet.
193 - Elastic Eye
Elastic Eye: You can see things at different angles, at the cost of living in a horrible nightmare.
192 - Hekatonkheire Physiology
Hekatonkheire Physiology: Two heads are better than one, but there's a point of diminishing returns.
191 - Musical Inducement
Musical Inducement: And the band played on. And on. And on. Make it stop!
190 - Freshness Manipulation
Freshness Manipulation: Time to clean up the city!
189 - Osteokinetic Regeneration
Osteokinetic Regeneration: You eat soup when you're sick, right? This just takes out a couple steps.
188 - Currency Generation
Currency Generation: You no longer have to spend money to make money.
187 - TCG Manipulation
TCG Manipulation: Some say he understands the cards on a personal level. Some say he's journeyed in their lands. Some say he's cheating.
186 - Illogical Weapons
Illogical Weapons: If at first you don't succeed, Garple Flassion Snarg.
185 - Dimensional Blast
Dimensional Blast: Does it really matter what the source of the energy is if you're just making an explosion with it?
184 - Dragon Strike
Dragon Strike: So come on down to Dragon warehouse! We've got all kinds of dragon merch!
183 - Shockwave Snap
Shockwave Snap: The next time someone tells you to make it snappy, electrocute them.
182 - Mobile Tasking
Mobile Tasking: For the superhero on the go.
181 - Omnitone
Omnitone: Sounds good to me. But then, I have omni-hearing.