Zane Relethford December 26, 2022 The 2022 Holiday Special Zane Relethford December 26, 2022 What if Ebenezer Scrooge had Heat Vision? What if Santa could turn into a stinkbug? What if Adam Sandler was more violent? We answer these questions and more as we imagine our favorite Holiday movies if the characters had super powers.
Zane Relethford October 15, 2022 An Empowered Announcement Zane Relethford October 15, 2022 The podcast’s not over, I’m just not going to be proactive in organizing it anymore. Feel free to send episodes to Fancybat.empowered@gmail.com
Zane Relethford October 14, 2022 Fourth After-Dark Compilation 6 Zane Relethford October 14, 2022 In which we talk about Moo Mesa, Chicken Nuggets, and Clown Eggs.
Zane Relethford October 12, 2022 Fourth After-Dark Compilation 5 Zane Relethford October 12, 2022 In which we talk about Ben’s sex life… and that’s it.
Zane Relethford October 10, 2022 Fourth After-Dark Compilation 4 Zane Relethford October 10, 2022 In which we talk about Internet Stuff, The Unabomber, and Red Bull.
Zane Relethford October 7, 2022 Fourth After-Dark Compilation 3 Zane Relethford October 7, 2022 In which we talk about old shows, cool drugs, and The Aggro Crag.
Zane Relethford October 5, 2022 Fourth After-Dark Compilation 2 Zane Relethford October 5, 2022 In which we explain how new people acclimate, how the wiki is laid out, and how children are the worst.
Zane Relethford October 3, 2022 Fourth After-Dark Compilation 1 Zane Relethford October 3, 2022 In which we dox ourselves again, discuss homeownership, and the deaths of philosophers.
Zane Relethford September 30, 2022 600 - Vibration Whip Generation Zane Relethford September 30, 2022 Vibration Whip Generation: Whip it! Buzz it! Generate it!
Zane Relethford September 28, 2022 599 - Wood Defense Zane Relethford September 28, 2022 Wood Defense: Good against everything except Chainsaw Offense.
Zane Relethford September 25, 2022 598 - Golf Mastery Zane Relethford September 25, 2022 Golf Mastery: You’re the best at the Country Club and with the Country Club.
Zane Relethford September 23, 2022 597 - Supernatural Breath Inducement Zane Relethford September 23, 2022 Supernatural Breath Inducement: I asked for the supernatural breathy news, not the… wait this feels familiar.
Zane Relethford September 21, 2022 596 - Prehensile Mouth Zane Relethford September 21, 2022 Prehensile Mouth: I asked for the horrifying fully autonomous news, not the horrifying fully autonomous weather.
Zane Relethford September 19, 2022 595 - Guitar Flight Zane Relethford September 19, 2022 Guitar Flight: Come Fly With Me (to the house from Home Alone)
Zane Relethford September 16, 2022 594 - Mining Vehicle Mimicry Zane Relethford September 16, 2022 Mining Vehicle Mimicry: Who mines the miners?
Zane Relethford September 14, 2022 593 - Vacuum Vision Zane Relethford September 14, 2022 Vacuum Vision: They won’t even… SEE it coming!
Zane Relethford September 11, 2022 592 - Enhanced Disassembly Zane Relethford September 11, 2022 Enhanced Disassembly: Break it down!
Zane Relethford September 9, 2022 591 - Overclocking Zane Relethford September 9, 2022 Overclocking: Do more with less, followed immediately by doing less with more.
Zane Relethford September 7, 2022 590 - Enhanced Wisdom Zane Relethford September 7, 2022 Enhanced Wisdom: I have more questions than answers, and that’s the point.
Zane Relethford September 4, 2022 589 - Medical Torture Mastery Zane Relethford September 4, 2022 Medical Torture Mastery: Do not use Medical Torture Mastery for anything other than its intended - and beneficial - use.