Petrification Immunity: You can’t get hard even if you want to.
Repulsor Protrusion: Just because it’s repulsive doesn’t mean it has to be repulsive.
Night Mode: The night time, is the right time, to fight crime.
Superior Zombie Physiology: You’re the best! Around! Shambling on out of the ground!
Supernatural Artisan: Check out Headline Heroes for more stuff like this.
314 - Mesmerizing Presence: It doesn’t have to be a sex thing, but it’s definitely a sex thing.
Planetary System Creation: The best pyramid scheme Galactus ever came up with.
Cactus Physiology: Stick it to the man who tries to pin you down. Also, existential torture. And Rango.
Instinct Negation: Just say “No” to breathing.
Fan Cutting: go ahead and get the puns out of your system.
Oneiric Physiology: I ain’t afraid of no ghost. Or no dream. Or no dream-ghost.
Wire Mimicry: to be (a wire) or not to be (a wire)?
Demonic Power Absorption: It’s not how you get your demon powers, it’s how you use them.
Sugar Empowerment: part of a complete superhero team along with Meat Vision and Fiber Physiology.
Desert Magic: Now with 50% more sand!
Mechanical Replication: The real robot butler was you all along.
Obstacle Rejection: I would prefer not to.
Mud Volcano Manipulation: When you have Mud Volcano Manipulation, everything looks like a Mud Volcano.
Psionic Image Projection: Even we’re not quite sure what this means, but it sounds Freudian.
Second Team-Up Solo Mission 2: Alone, we take on a cult and poor attendance.