What if Ebenezer Scrooge had Heat Vision? What if Santa could turn into a stinkbug? What if Adam Sandler was more violent? We answer these questions and more as we imagine our favorite Holiday movies if the characters had super powers.

The podcast’s not over, I’m just not going to be proactive in organizing it anymore. Feel free to send episodes to Fancybat.empowered@gmail.com

In which we talk about Moo Mesa, Chicken Nuggets, and Clown Eggs.

In which we talk about Ben’s sex life… and that’s it.

In which we talk about Internet Stuff, The Unabomber, and Red Bull.

In which we talk about old shows, cool drugs, and The Aggro Crag.

In which we explain how new people acclimate, how the wiki is laid out, and how children are the worst.

In which we dox ourselves again, discuss homeownership, and the deaths of philosophers.

Vibration Whip Generation: Whip it! Buzz it! Generate it!

Wood Defense: Good against everything except Chainsaw Offense.