Petrification Immunity: You can’t get hard even if you want to.
Repulsor Protrusion: Just because it’s repulsive doesn’t mean it has to be repulsive.
Night Mode: The night time, is the right time, to fight crime.
Superior Zombie Physiology: You’re the best! Around! Shambling on out of the ground!
Supernatural Artisan: Check out Headline Heroes for more stuff like this.
314 - Mesmerizing Presence: It doesn’t have to be a sex thing, but it’s definitely a sex thing.
Planetary System Creation: The best pyramid scheme Galactus ever came up with.
Cactus Physiology: Stick it to the man who tries to pin you down. Also, existential torture. And Rango.
Instinct Negation: Just say “No” to breathing.
Fan Cutting: go ahead and get the puns out of your system.