Divine Power Absorption: Phenomenal Cosmic Power! That's it, actually, just take it. It's right there.
212 - Torture Equipment Proficiency
Torture Equipment Proficiency: In which we discover that it's okay as long as it's used on robots.
211 - Ninja Magic
Ninja Magic: Ninja. Magic. No I don't think you understood: Ninja. Magic.
210 - Arena Empowerment
Arena Empowerment: Unfortunately not about gladiators; more about showings of the movie Gladiator.
209 - Expanding Bolts
Expanding Bolts - The bolts are expanding, that is. And that's...better?
208 - Liquid Ground Manipulation
Liquid Ground Manipulation: Bringing balance to "good" and "evil" is way cooler than bringing it to "wet" and "dry."
207 - Verbal Teleportation
Verbal Teleportation: You get two of these, then you get a written teleportation.
206 - Umbrakinetic Regeneration
Umbrakinetic Regeneration: Only Darkness / Heals my soul / Let me fly free / No one understands / Just the shadows / Just the shadows. *snaps*
205 - Tool Mimicry
Tool Mimicry: The upside to being a complete tool.
204 - Conductivity Manipulation
Conductivity Manipulation: Which contains nary a "super-conductor" pun.
203 - Destiny Assignment
Destiny Assignment: Make sure you do these so you're ready for your Destiny Test.
202 - Boat Physiology
Boat Physiology: I can be boat, and so can you.
201 - Life Force Shield Construction
Life Force Shield Construction: Like insurance, but shinier.
200 - Hit Point Total
Hit Point Total: This is your life, and it's running out one pixel at a time.