87 - Harmony Magic

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/87%20-%20Harmony%20Magic.mp3[/embed]Harmony Magic: I don't have a clue. Have you ever tried to define 'harmony'? Go on, give it a shot. We'll wait.

86 - Genetic Cutting

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/86%20-%20Genetic%20Cutting.mp3[/embed]Genetic Cutting: Like gene therapy, but kills you.

85 - Aeromancy

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/85%20-%20Aeromancy.mp3[/embed]Aeromancy - Not as cool as airbending. Not even as cool as archery.

84 - Multi-Reincarnation

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/84%20-%20Multi-Reincarnation.mp3[/embed]Multi-Reincarnation: I'm really beside myself with this one.

83 - Technological Invisibility

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/83%20-%20Technological%20Invisibility.mp3[/embed]Technological Invisibility: The perfect cure for government surveillance.

82 - Organic Bullet Projection

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/82%20-%20Organic%20Bullet%20Projection.mp3[/embed]Organic Bullet Projection: Time to show the bad guys what you're made of.

81 - Beast Mode

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/81%20-%20Beast%20Mode.mp3[/embed]BEAST MODE: AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

80 - Amusement Inhibition

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/80%20-%20Amusement%20Inhibition.mp3[/embed]Amusement Inhibition: This one's really boring.

79 - Spell Negation

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/79%20-%20Spell%20Negation.mp3[/embed]Spell Negation: N-E-G-A-T-I-O-N. Negation.

78 - Prehensile Skin

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/78%20-%20Prehensile%20Skin+.mp3[/embed]Prehensile Skin: The power to stretch and move your skin. And that is all that that is. You don't get bonus powers.

77 - Coral Physiology Revisited

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/77%20-%20Coral%20Physiology%20Revisited.mp3[/embed]Coral Physiology Revisited: Phil's not done yet.

76 - Insect Breath

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/76%20-%20Insect%20Breath.mp3[/embed]Insect Breath: A name for you from your childhood bully, and the most disgusting power yet.

75 - Catoptromancy

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/75%20-%20Catoptromancy.mp3[/embed]Catoptromancy: Mirror mirror on the wall, show me a use for this power beyond stalking.

74 - Sealing Slash

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/74%20-%20Sealing%20Slash.mp3[/embed]Ceiling Slash: The ability to attack the ceiling. Wait, no, I'm getting an update... Sealing Slash!

73 - Absolute Thievery

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/73%20-%20Absolute%20Thievery.mp3[/embed]Absolute Thievery: Able to steal anything, including the end of this sen-

72 - Path Creation

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/72%20-%20Path%20Creation.mp3[/embed]Path Creation: Paving the road to success. Vote for Dan!

71 - Heat Breath

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/71%20-%20Heat%20Breath.mp3[/embed]Heat Breath: Perfect for soup! Perfect for cigarettes! Birthday candles! Just not, you know, crime fighting.

70 - Soulmate Connection

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/70%20-%20Soulmate%20Connection.mp3[/embed]Soulmate Connection: See also: True Love, Emotional Resonance, Super-Friendship, Self-Esteem, etc.

69 - Spiritual Balance of the Tiger Talisman

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/69%20-%20Spiritual%20Balance%20of%20the%20Tiger%20Talisman.mp3[/embed]Spiritual Balance of the Tiger Talisman: Become two oppositely-inclined people. I swear it's coincidence that this one is episode 69.

68 - Heat Beam Eyes of the Pig Talisman

[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/68%20-%20Heat%20Beam%20Eyes%20of%20the%20Pig%20Talisman.mp3[/embed]Heat Beam Eyes of the Pig Talisman: Bacon, but in reverse.