Abjuration: Protection from the dark arts. Or just a cheaper home security system.
220 - Enhanced Musicianship
Enhanced Musicianship: If your band isn't this good don't even bother.
219 - Pain Constructs
Pain Constructs: No pain, no gaining constructs.
218 - Elemental Web Construction
Elemental Web Construction: Put on your fire hard hats and get to work!
217 - Landing Dash
Landing Dash: Hit the ground sliding.
216 - Planetary Energy Healing
Planetary Energy Healing: There are more Captain Planets? ...Captains Planet?
215 - Hakutaku Physiology
Hakutaku Physiology: Now you don't have to choose between knowing everything and being a lion with too many eyes.
214 - Milk Manipulation
Milk Manipulation: Yeah, sure, whatever! Anything's a power!
213 - Divine Power Absorption
Divine Power Absorption: Phenomenal Cosmic Power! That's it, actually, just take it. It's right there.
212 - Torture Equipment Proficiency
Torture Equipment Proficiency: In which we discover that it's okay as long as it's used on robots.
211 - Ninja Magic
Ninja Magic: Ninja. Magic. No I don't think you understood: Ninja. Magic.
210 - Arena Empowerment
Arena Empowerment: Unfortunately not about gladiators; more about showings of the movie Gladiator.
209 - Expanding Bolts
Expanding Bolts - The bolts are expanding, that is. And that's...better?
208 - Liquid Ground Manipulation
Liquid Ground Manipulation: Bringing balance to "good" and "evil" is way cooler than bringing it to "wet" and "dry."
207 - Verbal Teleportation
Verbal Teleportation: You get two of these, then you get a written teleportation.
206 - Umbrakinetic Regeneration
Umbrakinetic Regeneration: Only Darkness / Heals my soul / Let me fly free / No one understands / Just the shadows / Just the shadows. *snaps*
205 - Tool Mimicry
Tool Mimicry: The upside to being a complete tool.
204 - Conductivity Manipulation
Conductivity Manipulation: Which contains nary a "super-conductor" pun.
203 - Destiny Assignment
Destiny Assignment: Make sure you do these so you're ready for your Destiny Test.
202 - Boat Physiology
Boat Physiology: I can be boat, and so can you.