Hatred Empowerment of Ebony Devil: Have they tried telling you to calm down?
Sentient Vehicle of Strength: The most dangerous animal is man. Followed by gorilla. Followed by boat.
Crystal Attacks of Hierophant Green: AKA do whatever you want as long as it sparkles.
Reflection Manipulation of the Hanged Man: Watch out he's got a knife! And moves at light speed!
Heat Aura of The Sun: Just because you're powerful doesn't mean you're cool.
Clay Constructs of Judgment: Grants any wish, but at a terrible cost. Also a terrible restriction. Also, not a wish.
Psychic Flame Manipulation of Magician's Red: The mash up of Surfin' Bird and Disco Inferno you didn't know you needed.
Dream Inhabitation: You're their worst nightmare.
Enhanced Swordsmanship: What happens when the T-1000 watches Zorro too many times.
Pain Transferal of The Lovers: And also microscopic size, and also long-distance communication, and also robot-shovel-arms, and also...
Psychic Time Manipulation of The World: You don't have to be a psychic vampire to stop time, but it helps.
Enhanced Condition of Star Platinum: You're just better than any human could be. Strength, speed, precision...um...finger-enlargement...We're kicking off Stand Month, looking at the Tarot-inspired beings which inhabit the world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!
Selective Unity: The power to sense structural weaknesses in bridges. Probably other stuff too - it's a little hard to parse this one.
Spiritual Whip Generation: In which Ulysses learns his first Dragon Ball Z fact.
Identity Theft: You're not the man you used to be.
Size Manipulation: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Onryo Physiology: Empowered doesn't endorse being murdered. But if life stops handing you lemons...
Fish Magic: Fun to say, funner to fry.
Climate Manipulation: Real world, super useful. Comics and movies? Yawn.
Fictional Mimicry: Like author-insertion, but in reverse.