Concrete Aura: Surprising number of applications for covering yourself in harder-than-rock rock.

Kaze No Kami Physiology: A foul wind’s on the horizon, but it wasn’t me.

Sleep Embodiment: So that’s why I have insomnia!

Vampiric Artillery: I vant to suck that guy’s blood, that guy all the way over there.

Empathic Water Manipulation: Emotionally, my socks are wet. Yours too.

Phagogenesis: First “get in mah belly,” then “yeah, baby.”

Fire Immunity: Does not prevent you from getting fired, results may vary.

Life Preservation: The horrors never cease!

Absorbent Creation: I’m makin’ it rain… sponges.

Bio-Holy Fire Manipulation: Not to be confused with Holy-Fire Bio-Manipulation.

Radioactive Ghoul Physiology: Only slightly scarier than either of those things alone.

Clown Magic: The real magic was the friends we roped into Clown College along the way.

Heartbeat Amplification: From now on, the drum beats to the beat of the heart.

Replication Regeneration: Believe it or not, we actually got cruder after this episode wrapped.

Lunar Whip Generation: As long as we’re making stuff up, might as well shoot for the moon.

Personal G-Force: Not the ability to command your own government goons. Beyond that, I have no idea.

Frostbite: Mortis all the Ricks you can carry.

Hill Manipulation: You can go over hills, but you’re on your own for dales.

Life Repulsion: Honestly I just want to keep mosquitos out.

Solar Capacitor: Save up your sunburn for later.