Dark Matter Transmutation: Yeah, like you could explain it better.

Projectile Walking: I’m walking on bullets… whoa whoa whoa, and don’t it feel weird!

Water Vision: Ben’s having a hard time, maybe he should cry at you about it.

Inflation Inducement: We make it bigger. Don’t worry about how.

Unicorn Physiology: Yes it’s horny, no it’s not horny like that, but it is a little horny like that.

Stress Empowerment: You wouldn’t like me when I don’t like my situation.

Orgamech Manipulation: Oooh, what if the toaster was backwards so it went right into your stomach?

Feign Damage: Made you look! At my gaping wound.

Yin & Yang Magic: A little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of look-over-there.

Lumoscience: More of an art than a science, really.

Bubble Breath: Foamy, yet unclean.

Xylokinetic Shapeshifting: The Woodman stumpeth.

Sports Equipment Manipulation: Stick and Ball, control them all!

Meteor-Based Life Creation: Finally, we’ve pissed of creationists and evolutionists.

Telephone Telepathy: Hang on, I have to answer my brain.

Piercing Charge: And that’ll be $20 for both ears… wait what’s this about?

Chain Mace Proficiency: YOLO for iron Bolos.

Coastal Lordship: When the land hits the sea, well that belongs to me, that’s Coast Lordship.

Axis Defiance: I know Y, but I don’t know how.

Psychic Communication: Great, another voice in my head.