Nucleo-Extraterrestrial Physiology: Don’t front with aliens.

True Werebeast Physiology: Turn into the original werebeast, the one without an origin. Wait…

Time Beam Emission: in which a heated physics debate threatens all of reality.

Food Chain Creation: Willy Wonka with even fewer ethical restrictions.

Elemental Manipulation: Back in my day we only had 4 elements, and two of ‘em sucked!

Knife Teleportation: It slices! It dices! It warps spacetime for your convenience!

Human Bomb Generation: Was that Gen X, or Gen Y?

All-Terrain Mobility: When you get around Hank “The Tank” McCoy, you really get around Hank “The Beast” McCoy.

Footwear Creation: Who wears the footwear wearers?

Universal Irreversibility: No Backsies. Not now, not ever!

Mystical Bardsmanship: aka Bardamania, aka Song Skill, aka Mythic Meandering, aka…

Robot Companionship: Impractical now, sure, but wait until the uprisings!

Thread Wall Generation: A more polite term for “hippies.”

Gas Blast: How did you think this episode would go?

Snow Defense: Jack Frost won’t be nipping you anymore.

Snow Defense: Jack Frost won’t be nipping you anymore.

Potential Energy Generation: Assume all heroes are spheres in a vacuum.

Auxiliary Organs: Three Hearts, Two Spleens, No Fucks.

Past Borrowing: You done with that?

Physical Disruption: Careful, the physics you disrupt may be your own.