It was that time of year again, when the world was focused on Men’s Figure Skating. It was a hot and steamy competition so far, with everyone stimulated by the athletes, who themselves were clearly aroused by the competition. Ben and Zane did their best to keep score, but with only the barest knowledge of skating, they were reduced to the “hot or not” scale. They gave mediocre scores overall, especially since much of the routines were censored for the “family values” crowd. A winner was chosen by a surprisingly generous Russian judge.