Ben and Zane were rifling through ye olde felt shoppe (it’s a holiday tradition), when a wayward Gary showed them something they had overlooked. In the bargain bin were some adorable yet soulless plush darlings. They didn’t look like much, but Gary picked one up and squeezed it. It uttered, in a nasally, poorly filtered voice, “Por favor, não me aperte”. The Cartoncasters were sold. Don’t bother wrapping these up, we’re wearing them home.

Thanks to Gary Butterfield, podcaster extraordinaire from Duckfeed.tv , for infecting us with a love for these somber little dopes.