[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/107%20-%20Psychic%20Bow%20Construction.mp3[/embed]Psychic Bow Construction: Make a psychic bow for whenever you need to kill someone (all the time) with a bow (hardly ever).
106 - DNA Absorption
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/106%20-%20DNA%20Absorption.mp3[/embed]DNA Absorption: The power to kill people eventually, or frame people immediately.
105 - Rumor Manipulation
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/105%20-%20Rumor%20Manipulation.mp3[/embed]Rumor Manipulation: And in unrelated news, The National Enquirer has won an award for best journalism.
104 - Collective Intelligence
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/104%20-%20Collective%20Intelligence.mp3[/embed]Collective Intelligence: Get smarter when other people are around. Appear even smarter if you got them there with free alcohol.
103 - Relative Appearance Alteration
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/103%20-%20Relative%20Appearance%20Alteration.mp3[/embed]Relative Appearance Alteration: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...just don't look in a mirror.
102 - Shovel Proficiency
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/102%20-%20Shovel%20Proficiency.mp3[/embed]Shovel Proficiency: When you have a shovel, the whole world looks like a hole world.
101 - Strong Heart
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/101%20-%20Strong%20Heart.mp3[/embed]Strong Heart: In case you thought we'd start a new hundred with something normal, here's one about transplanting a heart to provide moral fortitude.
100 - Kapre Physiology
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/100%20-%20Kapre%20Physiology.mp3[/embed]Kapre Physiology: Become a Kapre! It can *reads pamphlet* grant wishes from eggs? Sure.
99 - Technology Ball Projection
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/99%20-%20Technology%20Ball%20Projection.mp3[/embed]Technology Ball Projection: Probably more effective to use the technology in an ergonomic shape in your hand, but hey, you do you.
98 - Transcendent Armor
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/98%20-%20Transcendent%20Armor.mp3[/embed]Transcendent Armor: A blessing from the gods. Since they don't need it, it's more like putting out their old armor for the Salvation Army. Which you've now been conscripted into.
97 - Hellfire Ball Projection
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/97%20-%20Hellfire%20Ball%20Projection.mp3[/embed]Hellfire Ball Projection: I mean, clearly it's not angels who are setting you on fire.
96 - Remote Possession
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/96%20-%20Remote%20Possession.mp3[/embed]Remote Possession: Take control of someone at a distance. You know, for completely wholesome heroic purposes.
95 - Sloth Aura
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/95%20-%20Sloth%20Aura.mp3[/embed]Sloth Aura: When you just can't...uh...eh.
94 - Crystallokinetic Wing Manifestation
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/94%20-%20Crystallokinetic%20Wing%20Manifestation.mp3[/embed]Crystallokinetic Wing Manifestation: If you like it, put a wing on it.
93 - Aquatic Life Manipulation
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/93%20-%20Aquatic%20Life%20Manipulation.mp3[/embed]Aquatic Life Manipulation: Useful unless you're afraid of marine life, are allergic to shellfish, or exist outside of the fourth Star Wars or Star Trek movies.
92 - Winter Magic
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/92%20-%20Winter%20Magic.mp3[/embed]Winter Magic: There's no wrong time of year for Santa in board shorts.
91 - Reproduction Manipulation
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/91%20-%20Reproduction%20Manipulation.mp3[/embed]Reproduction Manipulation: Grab hold of your destiny and don't let go until you go blind.
90 - Tusk Protrusion
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/90%20-%20Tusk%20Protrusion.mp3[/embed]Tusk Protrusion: Inspired by beavers, perfected by Ringo Starr.
89 - Nonexistant Physiology
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/89%20-%20Nonexistant%20Physiology.mp3[/embed]Nonexistant Physiology: On the one hand, no problems. On the other hand, no hands. Or anything else.
88 - Book Imprisonment
[embed]http://cartoncast.com/media/Empowered/88%20-%20Book%20Imprisonment.mp3[/embed]Book Imprisonment: Within lies the greatest pun ever made.