Resurrection Slash: A knife for your life.

Toxic Area: Bring the funk with you.

Uchchaishravas Physiology: First horse is best horse.

Attraction: Bring it on. Bring it ALL on.

Cryo-Phasing: Two great powers that do not go together.

Law Immunity: You’re not above the law, but you are sideways to it.

Ceramic Manipulation: Arts and Crafts and Spelling and Shrapnel.

Bubble Magic: Rubber ducky, you’re the one; you make wizardry so much fun.

Halberd Proficiency: Long axes for dummies.

Absorption Kiss: Pucker up, then shrivel up.

Wind Vision: The eye of the hurricane. No not that one.

Multiple Ears: …Nah.

Elemental Limb Generation: Give a guy a fire hand, will ya?

Sensory Scrying: The best-case scenario for when someone wants to see through your eyes.

Sand Absorption - Just when you thought your interactions with sand couldn’t be any more disappointing.

Geokinetic Wing Manifestation: Not the barbecue kind, apparently.

Inducement: Make it so! Make what so? Which it? I don’t know.

Group Creation: We’re not even sorry. Merry Christmas.

Dragon Arm: Dragon body sold separately, some assembly required.

Photographic Existence: The least threatening part of Slenderman.