Circadian Field Projection: Keep the Sabbath day, or any other day, as long as you like.

Mysticism: Magic 101.

Adhesion Manipulation: Sticking it to the man, when normally he would not be sticky.

Telepathic Surgery: The doctor is in your mindscape.

Shattering: I’m breaking up…with everything!

Rescue Intuition: I ain’t got no fancy book-learnin’, but this “heroing” thing doesn’t look that hard.

Neverness Manipulation: Make things happen that never happened, like a Shrek podcast.

Function Scramble: Verb: it’s what you do incorrectly.

Explosion Reduction: If only there was a term for something that sounds really cool but gets disappointing at the last minute.

Probabilistic Equilibrium: There’s a 50/50 shot I spelled that right.

Earth Mode: There goes the neighborhood.

Taunting: You wouldn’t like me when I make you angry.

Face Erasing: Let’s be honest, it wasn’t working out for you that well before.

Death Lordship: Who died and made you the king of dying?

Natural Power Link: What if the environment was actually good for something?

Werepire Physiology: Come for the lupine Lestats, stay for the fractal Frankensteins.

359 - Teleportation Flight: A Rube Goldberg machine for getting around.

Unconscious Mobility: Round round, get around, I get around (while asleep).

Animal Emerging: Unleash your inner beast, as long as it’s not too big.

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