Writing Area: NOT like a pen, apparently.

Dark Lord: More of a how-to guide than our lawyers recommended

Information Detection: Data theft somehow made grosser

Dinosaur Mode: Jurassic Park - Home Edition

Electricity Mutation: Technically better than being electrocuted.

Lagging: You got some slow in my fast!

Fragokinetic Flight: Are we just pretending that planes don’t work via explosions?

Poison Tears: Cry me a river. Wait, no don’t!

Large Size: Augment Biggitude.

Cursed Artillery: Don’t fire until you see the glowing red of their haunted eyes.

Voice Switching: Take that voice, flip it and reverse it.

Lake Monster Physiology: It’s nice to just get away from it all and terrorize the beaches.

Motor Defiance: Arms, Legs, it’s all “Limb” to me, baby.

Conceptual Water Manipulation: Hypothetically control what could be the potential actions of imaginary water…maybe.

Pincer Grip: don’t just seize the day, seize the whole month.

Black Lightning Breath: I’m not sure what the healing effects of lightning are, but these ain’t it.

Neon Infusion: Like swallowing a Lite-Brite (Empowered Laywers: don’t swallow a Lite-Brite).

Robotization: Now with Free Will!

Compensation Manipulation: Looks like somebody’s compensating for everything that could possibly exist.

Demonic Plant Manipulation: Let every man tend his garden, except Satan.