Solid Merging: Be the ball. Be the wall! Be the floor. Be a door.

Enhanced Landing: Get down on it (safely).

Humility Empowerment: This one’s not good. Or is it? No, it’s not.

Temporary Invincibility: No more stubbed toes!

Reliant Omnipotence: You can do anything!* *Terms and conditions apply.

Replication: Didn’t we do this one already?

Spore Attacks: There’s a germ of a good idea here.

Sinkability: Going down (straight to hell [because of the sacrilege]).

Oil Cutting: the line between “oil slick” and “oil slice” is a fine one.

Bone Blast: Easily the best blast since Baja.

Strength Concentration: focusing real hard on how buff you are… but only one part at a time.

Disclaimer: we don’t know anything about voodoo.

Deceleration: Force is equal to mass times whatever you want.

Cape Proficiency: 5 square feet of waterproof justice.

Animal Shield Construction: Cute, cuddly, and able to take a punch.

Weight Negation: Take a load of loads off.

Economic Manipulation: There’s not enough space here for me to write my manifesto.

Divine Communication: No guarantee they’ll write back.

Telekinetic Heat Vision: Gotta get rid of that fever somehow.