Third After-Dark Compilation 5: In which we discuss dicks, desert islands, and GoDaddy.com.

Third After-Dark Compilation 4: In which we dox ourselves, rub chins, and go robotripping.

Third After-Dark Compilation 3: In which we discuss day-drinking, social media, and monkey treason.

Third After-Dark Compilation 2: In which we discuss fonts, an Empowered Fan-Con, and the fabled “Who Watches the Watchmen” bit.

Third After-Dark Compilation 1: In which we discuss our general practices, the problems of wrangling guests, and They Might Be Giants.

Body Part Maneuverability: You put your left foot in, or out, or damn near any combination thereof.

Zodiac Companionship: When can we admit that at least one-third of the Zodiac is filler?

Personal Database: Like a Palm Pilot, but it’s in your body and you don’t know where the data is.

Emotion Locking: Be sure to lock up my insecurities when you leave.

Energy Drain: Do you actually know someone whose life force you’d want?

Appendage Generation: Raise your own Arm-y.

Ground Pound: Hero fall down go BOOM.

Body Supremacy: Top Bod in the Squad.

Remote Hypnosis: You’re getting very tired of how we pronounce ‘hypnosis.’

Anatomic Gyration: I like to move it move it, independently, of my torso torso.

Self-Exorcism: Hey man, I can’t stand me either.

Geometry Intuition: I can tell a square from a rectangle at 300 meters.

Body Erosion: We put the ‘eros’ in ‘erosion’… because we talk about inter-disney-princess romance.

Artificial Life Creation: There’s gotta be a better way (there is).

Object Possession: The natural endpoint of product “smartification.”