Afterlife Entity Physiology: Why don’t we hear the stories of the dead proletariat?

Preparation Time Mastery: Time Stop, except it takes longer and time doesn’t stop.

Grappling Protrusion: This episode is 50% Power, 50% Cake.

Self-Existence Manipulation: I don’t really feel like it right now (“it” being “existing”).

Chloromancy: We don’t care about the future, tell me how produce feels.

Disc Transmutation: Ben unlocks his disc for us.

Energy Exoskeleton: How many skeletons is too many?

Adoptive Muscle Memory: I know what you did the last few seconds… and now I can do it too!

Caustic Vision: You have to see this: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Caustic_Vision

Gremlin Physiology: Live in their shoes, to learn their struggle, and dismantle an engine.

Buffering: The power…to…

Sword Imprisonment: You can imprison things in swords. Wait, no? It’s dumber? Way dumber?

Water Hair: In the land of the bald, the water-haired man is moisturized.

Park Magic: We bought a lava zoo.

Jinx Absorption: Honestly by this point I think the whole podcast is cursed.

Nature Empowerment: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but they make my bones stronger.

Cat Falling: Always land on your feet, provided they are cat feet.

Alien Monster Physiology: What lies under the (space) bed and goes bump in the (space) night?

Pillow Manipulation: Is a ravioli a pillow? Is a duck a pillow? Does anything matter anymore?