While Ben and Zane were trying to figure out what cartoon to investigate next, an ancient religious tome appeared on their doorstep. Expressions awed, they quickly translated the texts and skrawlings, only to discover the means to opening a portal to a semi-divine plane of existence. Listen to their recordings as they relate here, for the first time, the transcendental secrets of the 'Chalk Zone'. Will they achieve true enlightenment by experiencing such divine beings first-hand, or will they lose their sanity to the non-euclidean nightmare that is the maddened ravings of a ten-year-old?