Ben and Zane were minding their own business, narrating events as they unfolded, when fabulous powers were revealed to them. By raising their microphones and saying the magic words, "I have the podcast!" they were transformed into the Cartonists, masters of their own domain name. When they asked He-Man for advice on how to use their power for good, he just smiled slightly to the left of them and said, "It looks like you guys could use some powerful words of encouragement." Eeurghh.