63 - The Smurfs

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On their quest for forgotten cartoons, Ben and Zane happened upon a pleasant glen, full of adorable ramshackle mushroom houses. Thankfully, local wizard and Jewish stereotype Gargamel warned the Cartoncasters of the pests which lived there - an abominable blue plague whose intense focus was only rivaled by their religious fervor for the self-instated leader they referred to as their "father". He assured us the cutesy behavior was all an act to cover up their shady wooden beam industry, their adorable speech impediments a clever cypher used to confound their enemies. The Cartoncasters decided to take their quest somewhere less weird, which Gargamel took poorly. They say even now you can hear Gargamel's rage.