Unshell'd

Unshell'd - Spongebob Draft

Unshell'd - Spongebob Draft

There comes a time in a man's life where he must truly shake the foundations he was raised on. When he must confront what he knows to be true and pushes against its limits. He breaks free from the shackles of his previous existence and embraces a world where truly anything is possible.***Scene Missing***So we went and did a Spongebob draft. Confused? So were we.

Unshell'd - Bricklayers

Unshell'd - Bricklayers

The inimitable Nic Robes joined the Cartoncasters to visit the moon (not that one, the other one), where they met with a curious young man, one Hans Brickman. A short interview later and they learned all about the circuitous, seemingly arbitrary, and self-contradictory story of his life as a bricklayer. It was a sad tale, fraught with hardship, abuse, confusing allegories, alien invasion, ska, and Stifler from American Pie. We can't do it justice to try to recount it here, but we recommend you take a listen. It'll definitely toughen you up! Spigot.

Unshell'd - Gravity Falls

Unshell'd - Gravity Falls

Greetings, mystery eggberts! Because Ben shows no signs of watching this great show, Zane is using the nuclear option and just recording an episode without him. Helping him investigate the strangeness of the situation is Ethan, certified twin and conspiracianado. Listen as Ethan and Zane drop hints about the secret history of the U.S. government, dire visions of the future, and the lifelong question of what happens to the little light in the fridge when you close it.Ethan is full of spiders. Don't go peeking. born lie bit you florid mess.

Unshell'd - The Menagerie of Saint Jermaine

Unshell'd - The Menagerie of Saint Jermaine

Ben and Zane have been on their fair share of deserted islands, but this one takes the carton-cake! After tapping their way past strange and gross oddities they found an amusement park filled with security cameras but no bathrooms. Their detective skills were working overtime trying to unravel the mysteries, but the harder they worked, the more unreal the world seemed to be, and the louder that saxophone solo got. In the end, they decided that some secrets were too hard to decipher, and that no ultimate truths would be better than the taste of the new Subway 15/32-foot goatmeat sub on gaseous bread.

Unshell'd - My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic

Unshell'd - My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic

Hello friends, eggberts, equines of all races! Today we let Zane get over his absolutely dreadful voice. Ben, hero of Equestria, talks to one Ginger Liz (Ginny) about the mane craze sweeping the nation, enrapturing the hearts of 8 year-old girls and grown-ass men alike. Tune in to learn what Ginny and Ben think about magic, friendship, and the conflation thereof.For those whom into the cos-business of cos-play, check out Ginger Liz's facebook page for more!

Ginger Liz's Cosplay

Unshell'd - Cartoon Network Fluxx

Unshell'd - Cartoon Network Fluxx

Welcome to another edition of Unshell'd, where we post extra garbage that wasn't good enough for an actual episode. This time, two guests Joe and Kelley help us stall for time by playing the Cartoon Network version of the card game Fluxx! Who will win? Will Ben and Zane's respective cartoon prowess rocket them to victory? Or will their expertise be used against them in a stunning upset?