The Sixth Annual Cartony Awards

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Ahh, the exalted Cartony awards. The envy of every cartoon-related self-aggrandizing navel-gazing podcaster for miles around. An opportunity to purge the bitter bile from our minds, to start another year with a clean slate by acknowledging the worst, best, and hairy chest of the past year. So take a load off, reminisce about why these cartoons am so horny, and try not to fall prey to the wandering kunai with chain.

This year’s awards:

Best Sword Boy

Most Fascinating Ontological Wrinkle

Best Conspiracy Theory

Most Irritating Protagonist

Most Significant Sidekick

Horniest Character

Best Setting for a D&D Game

Best Boat

Least Relatable Teen

Best Horror Atmosphere

Who Would Win in a Fight

Best (Our) Intro

Best Episode