Ahh, the exalted Cartony awards. The envy of every cartoon-related self-aggrandizing navel-gazing podcaster for miles around. An opportunity to purge the bitter bile from our minds, to start another year with a clean slate by acknowledging the worst, best, and hairy chest of the past year. So take a load off, reminisce about why these cartoons am so horny, and try not to fall prey to the wandering kunai with chain.
This year’s awards:
Best Sword Boy
Most Fascinating Ontological Wrinkle
Best Conspiracy Theory
Most Irritating Protagonist
Most Significant Sidekick
Horniest Character
Best Setting for a D&D Game
Best Boat
Least Relatable Teen
Best Horror Atmosphere
Who Would Win in a Fight
Best (Our) Intro
Best Episode