Thanks to everyone who listened to our nonce for a decade straight. Vaya con huevos.
The Ninth Annual Cartony Awards
Welcome back to the Cartony Awards! This year featured some heavy hitters and surprising dark horses (but not a real dark horse that’s cruel). And as we round the corner toward our final year, we’re left to ponder the big questions. When are they going to fire Great Teacher Onizuka for sexual harassment? How many Sheldons are there? And just what is it about Flo from Progressive? It’s a jam-packed year of equally stupid conversations from the Cartoncast, and we humbly invite you to listen in.
Our categories this year:
Best Intro
Show That we Like the Best Despite Hating a Good Half of it
Best Callback
Best Example of Random Humor
Worst Teen
Best Conspiracy Theory
Best Voice Actor Spotlight
Character Most Immune from Consequences
'“We’ve Been Meaning to Get to That” Award
Best Hot Take
Best Show
The Eighth Annual Cartony Awards
Well, it’s that time again to celebrate the holiest of holidays - Cartony season. Sure, this past year was a bit of a struggle at times, with many contenders for the spot of New Ben before the original came back to claim his title. But amongst the strife came clarity on the true nature of Santa Claus (the answer may surprise you!) as well as a higher than recommended dose of dithering about with various guests. Join us as we debate whether or not most of the things this year happened.
Our categories this year:
Most Interesting Nonhuman
Best Musical Number to Worst Episode Ratio
Best Santa
Best Boy
Best Intro
Best Adoption of an Earlier Art Style
Best Conspiracy Theory
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Sibling Dynamic
Who Would Win in a Fight?
Biggest Coincidence (You’re Tellin’ Me)
Biggest Payoff for Creative Liberties Taken
Best Movie
Best Bonus Episode
Best Show
The Sixth Annual Cartony Awards
Ahh, the exalted Cartony awards. The envy of every cartoon-related self-aggrandizing navel-gazing podcaster for miles around. An opportunity to purge the bitter bile from our minds, to start another year with a clean slate by acknowledging the worst, best, and hairy chest of the past year. So take a load off, reminisce about why these cartoons am so horny, and try not to fall prey to the wandering kunai with chain.
The Fourth Annual Cartony Awards
The highly coveted Cartony Cup (a large glass that you crack eggs into before whisking) is up for grabs again this year, with hosts Ben and Zane presiding. It's a real menagerie of animated contenders this year, and we intend not to stop until everyone, including the ourselves, the cartoons, and even the audience, is disoriented and ashamed. It takes about five minutes this year.
The Third Annual Cartony Awards
The Third Annual Cartony Awards are upon us, and it's a real "Slam Dunk." Eh? Eh? Our crack team of egg scientists have been working at a steady boil all year to bring you the finest cartoons. So take out your lab notebooks and be ready to write down any evidence that, once again, we have no idea what we're doing.
The Second Annual Cartony Awards
Welcome to the Second Annual Cartony Awards! We might not have shown up to the right place for the second year in a row, but no one's pulling our strings when we talk about our favorite cartoons of the past year! We might not have as robust a roster as last year, but the contestants this time around are some serious contenders. And just so no-one confuses us with a puppetry-themed show, we have a new slogan: "The Cartoncast - Better than a Hand up your Ass."
