The Third Annual Cartony Awards


The Third Annual Cartony Awards are upon us, and it's a real "Slam Dunk." Eh? Eh? Our crack team of egg scientists have been working at a steady boil all year to bring you the finest cartoons. So take out your lab notebooks and be ready to write down any evidence that, once again, we have no idea what we're doing.

This year's awards:

  • Best Episode Intro

  • Largest Good Intro/Bad Show Ratio

  • Most Interesting Protagonist in the World

  • Best Conspiracy Theory

  • Character You Would Least Want to Hang Out With

  • Which Protagonist Would Win in a Fight

  • Best Social Commentary

  • Blandest Show (The "Yeah, I Watched That" Award)

  • Coolest Ability

  • Best Supporting Cast

  • Best Stretch Armstrong

  • Best Episode