The Third Annual Cartony Awards are upon us, and it's a real "Slam Dunk." Eh? Eh? Our crack team of egg scientists have been working at a steady boil all year to bring you the finest cartoons. So take out your lab notebooks and be ready to write down any evidence that, once again, we have no idea what we're doing.
This year's awards:
Best Episode Intro
Largest Good Intro/Bad Show Ratio
Most Interesting Protagonist in the World
Best Conspiracy Theory
Character You Would Least Want to Hang Out With
Which Protagonist Would Win in a Fight
Best Social Commentary
Blandest Show (The "Yeah, I Watched That" Award)
Coolest Ability
Best Supporting Cast
Best Stretch Armstrong
Best Episode